Mr. + Mrs. Pac-Man
"...It’s the American Dream! Fuckin’ yellow dot meets another yellow dot and has a kid named Junior. They all live in the suburbz with a yellow picket fence surrounded by a maze of a garden somewhere -- Mr. + Mrs. Pac-Man.
I followed the maid of honor. She was in public relationz and flew through her big speech effortlessly.
I was shitting my pantz. I had to get up in front of everyone. All of the groomsmen were ‘best men’, so I somehow got picked to do the speech. Then I got tanked after and it was a nice little moment.
The groom and I had played Pac-Man all the time in Athenz where we went to college. When I first met his wife-to-be -- to give you an idea of what type of person she is and what not -- it was Halloween and they dressed up as Mr. and Mrs. Pac-Man. My wife and I dressed up as ghostz. I was Blinkie and my wife was Inkie.
And they more or less have a Mr. and Mrs. Pac-Man relationship. Cartoon perfect..."