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Smokin Banana Peels (1988) - Dead Milkmen
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Mr. + Mrs. Pac-Man


by Josh

"...It’s the American Dream!  Fuckin’ yellow dot meets another yellow dot and has a kid named Junior.  They all live in the suburbz with a yellow picket fence surrounded by a maze of a garden somewhere -- Mr. + Mrs. Pac-Man.


I followed the maid of honor.  She was in public relationz and flew through her big speech effortlessly.


I was shitting my pantz.  I had to get up in front of everyone.  All of the groomsmen were ‘best men’, so I somehow got picked to do the speech.  Then I got tanked after and it was a nice little moment.


The groom and I had played Pac-Man all the time in Athenz where we went to college.  When I first met his wife-to-be -- to give you an idea of what type of person she is and what not -- it was Halloween and they dressed up as Mr. and Mrs. Pac-Man.  My wife and I dressed up as ghostz.  I was Blinkie and my wife was Inkie.


And they more or less have a Mr. and Mrs. Pac-Man relationship.  Cartoon perfect..."

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