I noticed an old dood and his doppelganger sons sitting at a table and offered to buy them a shot. Sure enough they were on pass from their wives for the night and had just seen a movie. I posed the question: What person would you bring back from the dead to work on a current -- or at least recent -- tv show? What was cool is that they each next-leveled the convo with some sweet impersonationz!
TABLE: REIMAGINED TV
Here's Johnny!
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by Grandpa Jim
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"...I'd love to see Johnny Carson hosting American Idol. Wouldn't that be awesome?! I see him doing an opening monologue like usual and then having delightful, entertaining banter with the celebrity judgez throughout the show.
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I can see Johnny interviewing -- what's her name? -- Kelsey Ballerini. [Grandpa Jim adopts a solid Carson voice]. That was wild stuff, Kelsey. Wild stuff..."
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Police Office!
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by Jimmy
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"...I'd like to see Leslie Neilson come back and run The Office. That guy was fuckin' hilarious and if there's anyone who can follow Ricky Gervais and Steve Carrell and the crew, it's Lieutenant Frank Drebin. I'd bring him back in the 'Naked Gun' role. Only, he's retired and has decided to spend his twilight years at a paper company directing a bunch of crazy paper salesmen.
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The hijinx ensue..." ​​
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​More J.J.
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by Joseph
"...I actually don't think he's dead, but we need more J.J. Walker up in this bitch. Like anywhere. I can see him doing a reality show or a sit-com. Maybe the beer delivery man in Always Sunny In Philadelphia?
Umm...Even a Stranger Things. Let's go! J.J. is a scientist fighting for the kidz. Fuck Sean Astin! J.J. can get killed by a fuckin' mammoth alien too. Seriously..."