Mondo
by Roni
"...Oh, my sweetheart! My sweetheart! I was so honored when you used Mondo on the beta Got Goggz as a character. Ahh, I love that Mondo was such a special creature!
Well, because she was cross-beaked, when she ate food flew everywhere and she was a spaz about it. So she had special feeding troughs where she didn't have to compete with anyone else. She knew that she was the only that could be there -- whether it was up on something or just separate.
And if someone else was eating in her trough, she would find me anywhere on the farm and she would come and she'd be like: [Roni makes an expert angry chicken voice.]
I'd be like what the hell is wrong with you? And she'd look at me and be walkin' away like "come with me!" After a while, I learned that meant that there was trouble and I go with her. And sure enough, when I shoo' the other ones away, Mondo would stand there and yell at them: "Yeah that's what I fuckin' told you bitches! Stay the fuck off my fuckin' feeder! I'm a fuckin' princess!"
I had to trim her beak a few times cause it folded over too much, but she was an absolute delight. I loved the hell out of that bird. And, you know, she made it all the way to this farm and lived out her days and died of a natural, older death. Old lady chicken. It was a sad day. She had a proper burial with flowerz and shit..."