Mondo
by Roni
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"...Oh, my sweetheart! My sweetheart! I was so honored when you used Mondo on the beta Got Goggz as a character. Ahh, I love that Mondo was such a special creature!
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Well, because she was cross-beaked, when she ate food flew everywhere and she was a spaz about it. So she had special feeding troughs where she didn't have to compete with anyone else. She knew that she was the only that could be there -- whether it was up on something or just separate.
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And if someone else was eating in her trough, she would find me anywhere on the farm and she would come and she'd be like: [Roni makes an expert angry chicken voice.]
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I'd be like what the hell is wrong with you? And she'd look at me and be walkin' away like "come with me!" After a while, I learned that meant that there was trouble and I go with her. And sure enough, when I shoo' the other ones away, Mondo would stand there and yell at them: "Yeah that's what I fuckin' told you bitches! Stay the fuck off my fuckin' feeder! I'm a fuckin' princess!"
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I had to trim her beak a few times cause it folded over too much, but she was an absolute delight. I loved the hell out of that bird. And, you know, she made it all the way to this farm and lived out her days and died of a natural, older death. Old lady chicken. It was a sad day. She had a proper burial with flowerz and shit..."