So, I approached this table of twenty-somethingz with a pitcher and a prompt lol. What are your thoughtz on streaking? The crew was surprising willing to share, which was testament to their long friendship I guess. This is their convo:
TABLE: THOUGHTZ ON STREAKING
A New Record
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by Joey
"...It's always about the streaker shockin, right? But what if we turned the tables? Like fanz get together to stick it to the streaker?
Everyone show up naked! Then the streaker is totally fucked. The only thing he or she could do is to put their damn clothez on and act like a normal person. It's perfect..."
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(Not) Gratuitous Nudity
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by Jason
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"...I streak at home.
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That may seem like a watered down version of streaking, but I live with my in-lawz.
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My house is old as shit. Ranch-style from the middle of last century, so it can get pretty darn cold between October and June. When I get out of the shower and realize I forgot to grab clothez to change into, it's basically streak or let my privatez freeze!
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I'll even run around naked in the back yard to throw something in the back garbage can, to grab my doggie's food bowl, or to engage in any other task that I could just as easily do three minutez later -- after putting some damn clothez on..."
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The Butt + Ballz Contingency
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by Muffy
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"...I only show butt and ballz. No stem. I sock it.
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I'm not exactly sure what the line between full cock streaking and "butt and ballz only" streaking is. But I somehow feel more comfortable with it. It's like a tattoo. If you're going to stitch into your skin, you better feel that you can live with it for the rest of your life.
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If I saw some old footage of me streaking with my stem out, I don't know that I could justify it.
But with butt and ballz only, I feel even my childhood priest could give his blessing. Assuming it was a big game..."
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Get You're Eve On
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by Theresa
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"...I'll see Jason's home-streaker vibe and raise him a swim. I streak every few weekz. I'm lucky enough to live near a lake and -- after a night of partying -- I get my strip on and make my way down to the lake for a swim. It's too much in my drunken clumsiness to search for a bikini and there's nothing like an "au naturel" swim.
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It really is a totally different feeling than a clothed swim. Especially in cold water, it creates this kind of weightless feeling underwater. Very womby..."