Dood Fuckin' Peed!
by Sofia Trompetista
"...Yeah, he’s like super old — in his 70s. Oldest dude in the band by about five decadez. Every time we see him now we ask him “Did you bring your diaperz?” I think our guitarist even made a meme of a diaper with his face on it.
It was our second show of the day on our big debut weekend as a 9-man Ska band. It was Churchill’s in Miami if you know it. There’s only two bathroomz and they are terrible. Disgusting. Covered in puke. Lights don’t work. And as a bonus if you flush a toilet, it shoots up in the air!
So, after the show, we’re in the RV and — Bembe is his name — just drops a “Hey, did you know I peed? Look at my pantz!” after the post-show photo. Apparently he was so scared to go into those bathrooms he peed during the show!
We never nailed it down, but he has a big conga solo in the middle of the set. I like to think he peed during his solo..."